THIEVES SHOULD DIE A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH.

If you assholes who stole everything somehow are laughing as you go through my laptop and other personal belongings, know that you are going to get caught, and spend a long, LONG time in a dark prison cell, where I hope you have a boyfriend named Bubba who gang bangs you every night. Because you fucking messed with me, and you're going DOWN.

Your fast running black feet won't keep you safe. You already messed up using my credit card. Someone is going to find you, or one day you'll rob the wrong person and get shot. Either way, it will make me do a little dance, because anyone who thinks they can get away with stealing, needs to experience spontaneous combustion.

Oh yes, and return the poor Mexican's bicycle! He obviously needs it more than YOUR speedy little asses.