Oh god... I finally got into the bag of "Bertie Bott's Beans" last week at Target. Everything was going swimmingly until I ate the one that was labeled "pickle". Silly me, not believing them! What the hell is wrong with those people?

Ugh. I need to go scrape my tongue now.

(On the bright side, I've been very productive today! Eight pages on this story since this morning, which brings it up to almost thirty.)

Maybe I'll go gargle with some mouthwash too.